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Are you “PM PM” Certified or Not?

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If yuh answer yes to any of the following questions yuh “PM PM” certified.

  1. Is PM PM till yuh dead.
  2. Yuh does put on yuh red shirt and rally fuh PM PM strong.
  3. Yuh know PM PM feeding yuh bull shit, but yuh go eat it anyways.
  4. Crime and corruption is the hottest trend and yuh cyar get enough of it. 
  5. Yuh does leh PM PM shake yuh hand and kiss yuh baby when he in yuh neighbourhood.

To collect yuh, ‘Am’a ah Donkey fuh PM PM’ certification please send $10.00 (includes s&h) with a self address stamp to: Donkey R’ Us, 1 Donkey Lane, DonkeyLand, DL. 

If yuh answer yes to any of the following questions yuh not “PM PM” certified?

  1. PM PM cyar set foot on yuh property.
  2. PM PM is ah DONKEY.
  3. Yuh voting PM PM ass out come elections!
  4. PM PM only full ah bullshit.  
  5. Yuh realized that having a real big head is not beneficial at all. 

Do you have any “PM PM” certified or not questions?  Leave ah comment and it shall be added to the list.

Note: For those who ain’t know, PM PM is short fuh Prime Minister Patrick Manning.  As far as I know, coined by This Beach Called Life – The aka_lol ‘s blog.

Written by 1mauvaislangue

April 15, 2010 at 5:38 am

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