Mauvais Langue

Telling it like it is!

Are you “PM PM” Certified or Not?

with 5 comments

If yuh answer yes to any of the following questions yuh “PM PM” certified.

  1. Is PM PM till yuh dead.
  2. Yuh does put on yuh red shirt and rally fuh PM PM strong.
  3. Yuh know PM PM feeding yuh bull shit, but yuh go eat it anyways.
  4. Crime and corruption is the hottest trend and yuh cyar get enough of it. 
  5. Yuh does leh PM PM shake yuh hand and kiss yuh baby when he in yuh neighbourhood.

To collect yuh, ‘Am’a ah Donkey fuh PM PM’ certification please send $10.00 (includes s&h) with a self address stamp to: Donkey R’ Us, 1 Donkey Lane, DonkeyLand, DL. 

If yuh answer yes to any of the following questions yuh not “PM PM” certified?

  1. PM PM cyar set foot on yuh property.
  2. PM PM is ah DONKEY.
  3. Yuh voting PM PM ass out come elections!
  4. PM PM only full ah bullshit.  
  5. Yuh realized that having a real big head is not beneficial at all. 

Do you have any “PM PM” certified or not questions?  Leave ah comment and it shall be added to the list.

Note: For those who ain’t know, PM PM is short fuh Prime Minister Patrick Manning.  As far as I know, coined by This Beach Called Life – The aka_lol ‘s blog.

Written by 1mauvaislangue

April 15, 2010 at 5:38 am

5 Responses

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  1. Mauvais, yuh good! I wouldn’t be surprised if the post office get some letters to the DonkeyLand :)

    aka_lol

    April 15, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    • fuh real…doh doubt the donkeys nah…ah should throw in a donkey t-shirt too…yuh know they love free thing…

      1mauvaislangue

      April 17, 2010 at 5:44 pm

  2. what do i do now?!?

    i answered yes to at least one in each section… and i not for voting out for voting out sake… the UNCTOPCOPs need to show me a Vision.. maybe Abu Bakr will prove to be a viable alternative…

    bandi

    April 17, 2010 at 2:21 pm

  3. abandon ship…ah guess…cause things real bad if Abu B is a viable alternative…

    1mauvaislangue

    April 17, 2010 at 6:24 pm

  4. @bandi: yeah, what’s to come of those of us, who answered yes to a question or two in both sections?!

    shells

    May 2, 2010 at 2:08 pm


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